Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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