Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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