She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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