i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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