im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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