everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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