my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I would ride that face into the sunset
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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