So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i think i just lost a toe
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