using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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