Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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