Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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