There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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