i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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