On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
