No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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