No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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