Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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