so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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