so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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