So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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