why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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