I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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