they need to just BURY HIM!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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