I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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