Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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