so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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