apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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