make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
