Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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