this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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