Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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