Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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