He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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