You're so nebulous sometimes
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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