and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
