What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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