We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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