yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
