That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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