I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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