Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
