I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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