dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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