It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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