one two three fourrrrnication!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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