i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I didn't notice because vodka
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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