OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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