we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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