i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it's like heaven, but drunker
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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