so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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