Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so that wasnt chicken after all
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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