Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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